-How to get away with murder
so this just happened
John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner
THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE
GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY
This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.
This is my favorite story ever and I will reblog it every time I see it.
stop romanticizing the idea of becoming so dependent on another human being that you cannot function adequately without their presence goodbye
I still remeber all the times I told my sister that TVD was nothing like Twilight… I guess I was wrong…